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Castlevania: Rondo of Blood
This is how far round 1 got! Not very impressive!
Ok, so here is how the first round went, got stomped on pretty hard core. this game laced up it's boots and wasted no time stompin' me out, right from the beginning. professional players sit back in amazement in witness of the beat down i take and wonder to themselves, why does this dude keep on keepin' on? Because this dude aint no quitter! I might be a train wreck to watch, but man is this game is fun!
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Right from the reaper smacking the taste out of my mouth, the action started pretty quick for me! Got on that reaper and just made it out of an embarrassing loss. Then this dude was like, oh i'll just toss you up later that wasn't nothing! Like I really don't wanna see what dude is gonna crack my head with! When you get to the invaded, messed up burning village, you get these skeletons that don't seem like a big deal, then here come the barrels! So anyway, at this point it isn't to hard, then the ninja skeletons pop out, no biggie, you leave the village kinda, and cruse down the road. So here you are on to the next spot and holy freaking a moly, here are these rock monster (not lobster) lookin' dudes and just pee all in your cheerios dude! No freaking joke! This coming from a guy who aint played this game since the 90's! So as I'm feeling my way through the dark pretty much, i finally, get past these a@@holes and see this castle in my sites. But before you get there they throw a (get this) a freaking dragon at you dude! And not a giant crazy looking epic dragon, a little pain in the a@@ little jerk dragon! In reality, the little dude wasn't so hard, but i still had my troubles. Once in this thing, it only goes downhill bro, this is where pain begins! your slashin' zombies, trashin' armor dudes, smackin' little birds down, but most importantly, getting beat the hell up! Dude just watch me try to get out of the freaking yard! Haha, oh man, you can watch the rage quit more than once! This continues on all the way up until level three. fighting bosses at the end of the level. And most are not easy. Scroll on down to part two for some more detail!
Part 2 play through!
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This game has got me all jacked up! I got so smashed this time!!
Part 2 is absolutely no joke!!
Here we go on to like still the beginning of the game pretty much, and i made as much progress as the guide from the beginning of Raiders of the Lost Ark. Dude, those flea-men? oh man i wanted to sock my screen out man! Haha I haven't raged like that since fighting Ice Man in Arkham City dude! Then they throw them on rolling rocks you gotta jump over, but before you can do that you sock these little dude of the things. I really had to sit down and pay attention to what i was doing, because the simplest mistake and its game over man. Like literally. I need to make a few more tries as you can see i keep dying making simple mistakes. So just sit back and check on part 3 coming soon. Lets see how far i can get in a week!!